From: Mark Lathem <???????????????> Subject: Idle Ramblings... "...if you have never picked up a fly rod before,you will soon find it factually and theologically true that man by nature is a damn mess." -Norman Maclean This quote, from "A River Runs Through It" (a very good movie and an even better novella) at the end of Mark Newman's submission to PD #207 started me thinking: How many pipe smokers are also fly fishermen? I count myself among this number only because I own a fly rod and I have taken fish with it. Those opposed to blood sports can soothe their hackles (pardon the very small fly fishing pun), taking some solace in the knowledge that I am much more adept at decorating neighboring trees with tiny, expensive, feathered ornaments and creating remarkably complex knots in mid-air than I am at actually catching (and releasing, I might add) fish. Growing up in the South, I was reared in the tradition of the cane pole and worm can rather than the more refined religion of the long rod and fly. Some day I shall find a non-smoking fly fisherman, and we will tutor each other in our respective arts. I have, by the way, found a very good use for my fishing vest. I am disorganized by nature, and I frequently find myself fumbling for matches, a pipe tool, or a pipe cleaner--and often for my pipe itself. Donning my vest, however, I can outfit myself with a day's supply of smoking accessories without fear of mislaying anything. But boy, do people stare at you funny. Maybe I should lose the hat and hip waders? ;^) Regards, -- Mark Lathem http://www.vvm.com/~mlathem/home.html [ I'd guess quite a few; fly fishing seems like a good place for a pipe. L.L. Bean puts out a wall hanging which is a repro of a 1930s catalog cover: a gentleman in full fishing regalia (waders, rod and reel, creel, etc.), who has obviously caught nothing. He is chomping on a small pipe and scowling at a small boy. The boy has a stick, a piece of string, and a full complement of fish. -S. ] ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U ~\U