From: ?????????????????? (Scotty Fitzgerald)
Subject: Anti's:A Nightmare Story

Ladies and Gentlemen,
	Right before the Long Island Rail Road was ordered by the
State of New York to ban smoking on it's cars, the following happened
to me:
	I read that the ban was coming up.  I hastened to enjoy one
last ride in a LIRR smoking car, so I packed a big alsation, and
bought a ticket to NYC.
	These trains are called MU's, short for Multiple Units, they
are all sealed electric cars that can do 90, I believe.  So the train
is speeding express to NYC.  and a non-smoker anti comes from the car
IN FRONT and tells a cigarette smoker to extinguish, because he can
smell it in the non-smoking care IN FRONT of the smoking car.
	Pretty good reach for a puff of cigarette smoke, eh?  I mean,
through one hermeticly sealed closed door, against the force of 90MPH
wind (caused by the motion of the train, get it?) through another
hermetically sealed door, and up an anit's nostrils (and all while
excaping both car's air conditioning systems.)
	But, it's not over yet....
	The cigarette smoker turns around, and says "your not smelling
me, your smelling him with the oversized pipe," and points at ME!
	Do the words "J'acuse" mean anything?
--
Scotty Fitzgerald
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member:Hudson Valley Pipe-smokers Club


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